still not done with the english homework
i have 3 finals tomorrow
still didn’t study
ok
∞ June 04, 2012 at 03:06am
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Dear future daughter’s boyfriend,
“I’m hunting yo mothafuckin’ ass dowwwwnn.”
will smith is great
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some of demi lovatos lyrics sound like journals i used to write to myself in the 5th grade
∞ June 03, 2012 at 12:05pm
this one hurt bad. fuck you guys
lmao
god dammit
LOOOOL
omfg i literally cackled out loud
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crying reading dearscarlet omg what have i become
∞ June 02, 2012 at 10:38pm
cant go a day without eating food. think im addicted. Fucked Up Life
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Dear Scarlet,
You wanted a mohawk. We let you get one. It’s as simple as that, and it should be.
Dear Scarlet,
The other night you just woke up and kissed me. Then you requested a peanut butter sandwich. I caved and got you one. So there we were, sitting in our bed eating midnight pb&j and you asked, “Mom, where does love come from?” I didn’t really know how to answer that, so I asked you where you thought it came from. You said, “I think it comes from you.” I think my heart suffered a small explosion.Anyway then you wanted to ask Siri. She just led is to a web search and then we got distracted and started googling unicorn birthday parties.
It was a Saturday night and there I was, sitting in the middle of our way after bedtime peanut butter picnic, and I thought, my life is literally perfect right now.
Dear Scarlet,
Let me tell you about the time I realized that you’ll never be a baby again. Forgive me for being unable to choke back tears.
Daddy
